Yaffle: Spaeaking loudly to foreigners as if it somehow makes you easier to understand.
A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle
Uncommon English name for the European Green Woodpecker, immatative of it's laugh-like call (technically urban, you get them in green areas of town)
A Newfoundland term used to describe an armload of sticks or fish.
It is now used interchangeably to describe an accumulation of anything.
"She was carrying a yaffle of books to school today"
"The university has a yaffle of research projects underway"
v. yaffling, yaffled; to waffle in an officious, patronising and anally-retentive way. After the Bagpuss character Professor Yaffle
The boss was yaffling on about the mugs not being on saucers again! Yaffle, yaffle, yaffle! I'm sick of it!
to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)
to yaffle the yougart cannon