A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks
and so on
where my dick lives
also where all my friends dicks live
'Dude, Where were you last night?'
a really bad comeback
; what you say when you have nothing else to say
person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum
Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...
REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.
REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.
REASON 3: YOUR MUM
See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
ya mum is a stone cold fox
When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.
God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
Steven: "Your mum's your uncle!!"
An insult when someone is annoyin u
dont av a cow YA MUM already had one