me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks
and so on
REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.
REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.
REASON 3: YOUR MUM
See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!