(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
"so does ya mum"
b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
c) my wardrobe is pink