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36.
A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.
timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on
by PF2111 November 22, 2007
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where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live
'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'
by lickingofballs November 03, 2007
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38.
a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say
person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum
by anonymous4353785 October 28, 2008
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39.
Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...

REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.

REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.

REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
ya mum is a stone cold fox
by The Master of May 13, 2008
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40.
When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.

God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
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41.
the REAL spelling of the words YOUR MOTHER!
Steven: "Your mum's your uncle!!"

Glean: "YAMUM!"
by Yamum March 14, 2004
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42.
An insult when someone is annoyin u
dont av a cow YA MUM already had one
by jennifer robinson December 05, 2003
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