YOLO often means You Only Live Once, but for many other people in other cuntries it stands for ; You only like oatmeal!
Oatmeal is the perfect food for any time, and of course YOLO stands for oatmeal.
Jay: Hey dude! What did you have for breakfast?
Sean: Ehm.. I ate some oatmeal bro!
Jay: YOLO dude! YOLO
Sean: You Only Live Once?
Jay: No, You Only Like Oatmeal!
Sean: That's so true
Abbreviation for: you only live once
The dumbass's excuse for something stupid that they did
Also one of the most annoying abbreviations ever....
Guy 1: "Hey i heard u got that girl pregnant"
Dumbass 1: " Ya man but hey YOLO"
Guy 1: "Hey i heard that you broke ur leg falling off the balcony at that party"
Dumbass 1: "Ya but hey YOLO"
"carpe diem" for stupid people
dude 1: "i'm gonna go smoke poison ivy and see if my lungs get a rash. yolo!
dude 2: "why doesn't he just say carpe diem? it sounds way better.
dude 3: "stupid people don't speak latin. thats why they say yolo"
The douchebag mating call.
*women start humping his leg*
"I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people."
I hate it when people say YOLO. It annoys me so much.
'YOLO', meaning You Only Live Once, is a viral quote most popularly used by prepubescent girls, but the range is undoubtedly in the teenage community. Anyone who uses YOLO in defence of their stupidity and sinful actions should be hanged, or the method of execution available widely in the state this person lives in. Such places like Texas, which still use the electric chair, or Germany who could make an exception with gas chambers, are prime examples of execution methods acceptable for the annihilation of YOLO'ers. Help us fight the fight, share this with your friends on Facebook, and defeat the almighty (and nerdy, prepubescent) YOLO army.
Me: Why the hell would you do that?
Person: Because YOLO.
*I shoot Person in the face for such sinful acts against the English language.*
Me: This serves as a warning to people who think they're NEW and ORIGINAL for using one of the most annoying pieces of shit to touch the interwebs.
You Obviously Lack Originality
annoying bitch: Gonna dye my hair orange cause YOLO!
smart people: You Obviously Lack Originality... cunt.
When you think about using Yolo, just shut the fuck up.