Augie: Are you sure you want to do that?
Alex: Yea of course! Why?
Augie: Because the last time you had a beer in your hands you nursed that shit until it got warm.
Alex: Screw you dude.
Augie: You were tipsy when you took two sniffs of your beer you pussy.
Bobby: Yea you were pretty gay.
Dito: And I saw you make out with some dude with a scarf in the bathroom.
Ralph: Will you please just come out of the closet and admit that you're gay already? We all saw gay porn on your computer.
Alex: Screw you guys, I'm going to play online poker.
Dito: No wait! You can come as long as you don't finger yourself in the corner of the bar like you did last time.
Bobby: And you have to take the vibrator out of your ass before we go.
Alex: Fuck you guys I'm not going.
Ralph: I knew it, YATBPIK.