Y.A.P - a Young Age Pensioner, a person that is old before there time and shows no interest in enjoying the benefits of youth.
Mike - 'Hey Jonny are we hitting the clubs tonight?'
Jonny - 'No way man I am staying in watching the last night of the proms with nice cup of cocoa'
Mike - 'Jonny you are such a Y.A.P'
The best website on the internet. Just don't say anything about sex, drugs, swear words, masturbation, whores, killing, abuse, violence, Alabama Hot Pockets, or anything else FUN. If you do, beware... you will get reported and will get a violation. And not the good kind.
Person 1) Someone on Y!A said I should break up with you.
Person 2) Maybe I should break your face ho!
A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.
Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
There are two kinds of trolls.
~~1st kind. REPORTER TROLLS. Hated by virtually everyone. And I bet deep down they hate themselves, because they are so pathetic that they have nothing better to do than report (usually innocent) Qs and As on Yahoo Answers. If you suspect someone of being a troll: BLOCK!! Trolls rarely have avatar pictures or screen names, but sometimes they do so beware.
~~2nd kind. Trolls like Phil J. Yes hes the most famous one. Ooh I bet his mummy's proud that ickle Phil has become famous on the Internet. But not for writing excellent poetry, or cracking hilarious jokes. Oh no. Phil J likes to "entertain" us with stories of how his girlfriend poops on him while he touches himself. He'll end his disgusting little story with "..it was a lot more erotic than I expected".
The 1st kind of Y!A troll, reporters, are probably obese, middle-aged virgins who live in their mother's basement. Pathetic.
The act of cc'ing your boss and the boss of the person you're sending an email so that those in higher paygrades are made aware that either:
a) it is actually you who are doing all the work; or
b) you are not the person responsible for screwing up the project they've assigned to you.
a) Tammy is being a real co-worthless. I've spent the last week cranking out the quarterlies, and she's become the office placebo, making everyone think she's doing all of my work. I've started c.c.y.a.'ing our bosses with everything I complete so she can't take credit for any of it.
b) Jimbicile is completely fubar'd. He emailed the report to PMIP today with their name misspelled as PIMP throughout the entire document. I hit reply to tell him this, and I did a c.c.y.a. to make sure he didn't try to be a screwtard during the blame storm that's sure to come.
If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).
John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?
Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet
Means Yahoo Answers when referring to the website. Used by mainly Yahoo fans. The expression is from Yahoos logo. The "Y" means Yahoo, The exclamation mark is from the yahoo logo "!" after "Yahoo!" and the "A" is from the Answers part of the logo on the Yahoo Answers webpage.
Johnny: What's that new Viral video about man?
Ryan: Dunno haven't seen it ask on Y!A