An Xray 1 will display the following traits, all of them:
Boosts about minor achievements to include other peoples of which he took credit for.
Terrified of working and works twice as hard to get out of work.
Kisses his supervisors asses to get out of work (And it works).
Becomes enraged if made to work and whine like a freshly neutered monkey.
Takes every opportunity to demean his coworkers and make himself look less like a douche.
Talks about coworkers and supervisors behind their backs and to their supervisors (Yes, we know).
Will hit on anything that holds still to include boyish looking females and some men.
Will claim to help others and not do so, especially if it lunch time.
Will watch others work and run his mouth without sharing the workload.
Is also known as Blue Falcon or Bravo Foxtrot or Buddy Fucker.
Bubba: "No, he is worse."
Pablo: "What is worse than a Buddy Fucker?"
Bubba: "An Xray 1."
Pablo: "What is an Xray 1 ?"
Bubba: "Xray 1 is the biggest shit bird of all. It eats the Blue Falcons for breakfast."
Pablo: "Yeah, Bert is definitely an Xray 1."