A highly addictive drug manifesting itself in the form of a certain popular electronic entertainment system. Almost always ingested while breathing and regularly maintaining a supply of xboxygen.
Steph: Hey Jane how's it going with the new beau?
Jane: Ugh. Guy's a total loser. Always getting his hourly dose of xboxycontin and playing Call of Duty I can't seem to get him to fucking focus more on me. I swear I am going to fucking evict his ass from my life any time soon.