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1. An online gaming community for Xbox and Xbox360 users to play games together from around the world for a small fee. 2. An online gaming community where racist, homophobic, arrogant gamers usually hang around. They will attempt to insult random players in the game chatrooms before matches begin and fail to do so by the following: making pitiful mum jokes and overusing the word "faggot". The majority of this type of gamers have yet to reach puberty and play mature rated games, thinking they are hardcore. Some of them even attempt threats into hacking gamers' accounts and believe any player who do not perform as well as they do on any particular game have no right to play it. *A random day on Xbox Live and in a random game of Halo 3 and a player is having an off day, dying more and killing less than he usually does*
Arrogant player: OH MY GOD YOU SUCK, FAGGOT! NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN! Normal Player: Look, I'm having a bad day. Can you please stop? Arrogant Player: Shut up, N*****! Yo' ruining my good time with yo' mom! Normal Player: A joke about my mother. How original, mate. Arrogant Player: F*** you, faggot. Normal Player: Y'know what? Come back and talk to me when you have finally managed to grow a brain and fill that empty sack, made of skin, with a pair. *mutes arrogant player and sends file complaint* |
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Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest" Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it |
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The kickass internet service by microsoft for Xbox I played Xbox Live yesterday and kicked Bogforce's ass.
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Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.
It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games. Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?
Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy. |
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An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with. Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
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The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death. *On XBox Live*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger! nothing *In Real Life* annoying xbox kid- You nigger! annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death. |
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A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee (not me btw i have american and british friends) Xbox Live conversation on COD
American - OMG u nooby british faggot! Brit - STFU twat! American - Submitting bad player review! Brit - Filing complaint! |
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Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best. (commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together
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