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Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass) Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)" "Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)" "Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)" Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol" Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort* Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep* |
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Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest" Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it |
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The kickass internet service by microsoft for Xbox I played Xbox Live yesterday and kicked Bogforce's ass.
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Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.
It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games. Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?
Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy. |
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An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with. Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
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The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death. *On XBox Live*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger! nothing *In Real Life* annoying xbox kid- You nigger! annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death. |
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A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee (not me btw i have american and british friends) Xbox Live conversation on COD
American - OMG u nooby british faggot! Brit - STFU twat! American - Submitting bad player review! Brit - Filing complaint! |
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Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best. (commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together
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