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an extremely shitty console which i only bought for Fable and it turned out to be crap so i now use it as my personal punching dummy. Get A ps2! they are much better!

some people say that the xbox has a built in save system, i dont give a fuck about that, u never would need to use that much space anyway and people also say that the xbox graphics are good, well i got one thing to tell you:

IF THOSE FUCKING LOSERS SPEND ALL THERE FUCKING TIME MAKING GAMES HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS THEN THE FUCKING GAMES MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE FUCKING MOVIE'S, I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FABLE TURNED OUT, I BEAT IT IN 3 FUCKING HOURS AND THAT GAME ON ITS OWN WASN'T A FLUKE, THERE ARE OTHER GAMES ON THE XBOX WHICH ARE PISS EASY TO BEAT!!!
"what are you doing to your xbox?"
"i'm making good use of it"
"your throwing it out of your window..."
"yes but i might hit the evil nazi's with it from up here, this xbox is so big it could probably maul about 10 of the little fuckers!"
by L'Ranne March 30, 2005
 
1.
A system made when Bill Gates realised he didn't have enough money.
Since programmers didn't like the XBox when is was announced, Microsoft bought a bunch of companies to make exclusive games, such as Bungie and Rareware.

Also, the system in competition with the Playstation 2 for people who only buy EA sports games.
Halo was originally going to be for Mac, GCN, and PS2.
by Rusty Shackelfurd August 18, 2005
 
2.
The first attempt by Microsoft to enter the console gaming market, the XBOX is, beneath its sleek, black (and OMG HUGE!!!1 LOL) exterior, was simply a mid-range (for the time) gaming PC in a console's clothing.

A 733MHz Intel Pentium III processor and nVidia GPU combined with a regular 3.5" desktop hard disk drive and a modified Windows 2000 operating system constitute a PC by another name, but, perhaps, smells sweeter.

The result - a hot, noisy and (as noted above) OMG HUGE!!!1 LOL - console, but one with remarkable gaming power which secured a solid second place next to Sony's somewhat overhyped PlayStation 2. While the PS2 took the lion's share of the market in the fourth-generation console wars it was far from the walk over predicted in the popular press and Microsoft easily displaced Nintendo who were, a priori, predicted to take a comfortable if disappointing second place position.

The XBOX 360 has broken the trend somewhat, ditching the PC architecture and Windows-derived operating system in favour of something much more console-like (and sadly less OMG HUGE LOL!!!1) and, ariving a year earlier to market than the currently missing-in-action PlayStation 3 may yet provide Microsoft with the dominant position in console gaming. But at this stage the smart money is on a three way tie in the fifth generation console gaming market.
I love my XBOX (even though its OMG HUGE LOL!!!1)
by MarkH606 August 08, 2006
 
3.
Noob way of saying xbox.
"So I was like playing my x-box..."
by Doodles May 15, 2005
 
4.
An object used for comparison to an object of large size.
"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!
by without a cause October 09, 2003
 
5.
The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo
I love Halo, not Xbox.
by Justin H. April 30, 2005
 
6.
A Halo machine soon to also be a Halo 2 machine. Nothing more.
Dude, let's go play my Halo machine.
by X-box August 27, 2003
 
7.
The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.
"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."
by Kal November 30, 2004