Everything is brown.
Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter).
Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses".
The asshole of America.
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 500
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this