the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.
wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.
the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.
the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)
An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.
so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.
Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming
Person #1 - Oh...My bad.
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 500
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this