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the definition of worthless. the population which consists of 60% idiot truck-driving conformist cowboys (usually alcoholics), 38% deer which havent been hit by a truck yet, and 2% people who exist on some normal plain.

the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.

wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.

the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.

the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)

An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.

so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.
Person #1 - What are you dumb?

Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming

Person #1 - Oh...My bad.
by Phyxius July 25, 2008
 
1.
Possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in America.
Wyoming? Where the fuck is Wyoming?
by Alicia July 01, 2003
 
2.
The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
by GetoutofLaramie April 12, 2007
 
4.
A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."
Wyoming is a state in the US.
by IwonderwhatIputhere February 03, 2007
 
5.
The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when Yellowstone erupts.
Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
by Tegabater September 20, 2007
 
6.
Supposedly a state in the United States. In reality, wyoming does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from wyoming. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.
Blond chick: Hey, I'm going to wyoming for vacation!
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
by amckenzie April 09, 2008
 
7.
State in the western USA where Coloradans go to buy fireworks that are illegal in Colorado and fugitives go to hide.
And there's some cows and shit too...
by Bella_x April 28, 2005