After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible
Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?
We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!
After consuming enough alcohol, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Kellen shouldn't have tried to walk to Wal-Mart, he was way too Wyoming Drunk....