2. A. “Now Wugui, when you go to the market, make sure you barter with them”.
Wugui – (after taking two steps) “Cool, that is the one I’ve been looking for. I’d pay anything for that”. Brandishing a wad of cash.
Cut to loads of market stallholders with dollar signs in their eyes and the word kerching echoing throughout.
3. Wugui - “All these women are hot.”
A. “They charge more if you compliment them, and they’re lady boys.”
Wugui – “Yeah, yeah, whatever. How much. It all feels the same.”