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Derived from the character "Goon" from the Popeye cartoon, "Wuartnik" is a nonsensical word occasionally uttered for no obvious reason, often followed by others repeating what they have heard. The speed and tone of the word can be altered to provide variation and further comic value.
Office banter: moments of boredom in the office can be temporarily relieved for a few seconds by a chorus of Wuartniks.
by Noaksey October 05, 2004

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