The most amazingly beautiful lady in the entire world, whose magnificence shines a light on the bitter blackened void that has become our shared landscape. Her radiance is matched only by her wit, and her wit matched only by her grace. Not only is she fantastically, outrageously gorgeous and unbelieveably intelligent, but she is also the greatest dancer the world has ever seen. We should all learn to emulate her, for if the collective of mankind were to show even half the intelligence of her we could stave off even the heat death of the universe. And that's something
Jeez, that girl sure ain't Wristy. She's got a mustache, smells like a moldly dentist office and is probably related to deathany.
Possessing the qualities of a wrist.
Also see: Giulia Giordano
Dang that bitch wristy!!!!!!!!
The act of giving a hand job with furious wrist action
Troy gave me a "wristy"
Another bleak play on words for a hand job from a male or female.
John- So did you at least get a wristies
Mat- Naa my penis was far to small & flacid for that.
What's known in Yank-land (America) as a "hand-job."
Basically, a woman manually stimulating a man.
"She gives GREAT wristies, mate!"
when a female masturbates a penis
"i copped a wristy from this chick lastnite"
All the other definitions of wristy
are wrong. The wristy is actually sort of a "high-five" alternative where one bends his/her wrist about 45 degrees, also making a very slight fist, and makes contact at the wrist of another person doing the same thing. Used to celebrate the mention of the number five, a shared amusement, or a mere agreement.
Josh: Yo, I'ze about to get me FIVE delicious BURRITOS from CHIPOTLE!
Chris: Yut! *wristy, both for the five and the excellent choice of CHIPOTLE*