Starting quaterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers during their most recent Superbowl appearances. After winning his first NFL championship, Ben Wrecklessbiker crashed his motorbike into another car and flew through the window. He was not wearing a helmet, but he still survived, and even continues to play pro football. Thus he is the luckiest man alive.
Fan A: I hate the Steelers, that there quarterback they have is damn near impossible to sack.
Fan B: Oh you mean Wrecklessbiker? He's not so tough without a helmet.
Fan A: Is that his real name?
Fan B: Sure is, Ben Wrecklessbiker
October 08, 2009