0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole
2 - It was like fucking a fish
4 - Mime Sex
6 - We should have recorded it
8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.
10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.
Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.