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an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips
yo bro, that kid is a straight wozney, dontcha think?
yea, before you know it everyone will be a wozney
by D Cowboys January 21, 2012

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