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a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends.
to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice. however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game. Further definitions will follow. wood if bored (particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin), weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry), laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful) there are much more, have fun with it example 1
two men, sitting on a dock, observe jessica alba walking by man #2 - would! example 2 same two men, no jessica alba man #1 - what do you think of scarlett johanson? man #2 - Pop Would! man #1 - naw man, i want to marry that girl she's redwood. man #2 - very true |
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| 2. | would | ||
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A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous. |
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