Worzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who follow Portsmouth football club. They talk like straw-chewing farmers and dress like scarecrows to imitate their hero, Worzel Gummidge. Other football fans feel sorry for them and view them as harmless simpletons.
2 Worzels overheard at Fratton Park: "Us Worzels is right dinlos, in't we, Jed? Ooohhh arrr!
by Worzelkiller May 03, 2008
A worzel is slang for a resident of Southampton, a small farming community on the south coast of England. the residents have a strange dialect which sets them apart from other nearby communities.
I met a worzel the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz".
by Bob Darling February 26, 2008