"im going to go nerdfighter on their ass to reduce worldsuck" <--nerdfighter
"im going to spread my cold among the city to increase worldsuck" <--decepticon
World Suck is determined by five suck levels:
Blue Colored Low - Sucks like Corndogs(which don't suck)
Green Colored Guarded - Sucks like eating thirteen Peeps
Yellow Colored Elevated - Sucks like pooping in your pants
Orange Colored High - Sucks like pooping in my pants
Red Colored Severe - Sucks like malaria
WorldSuck levels reached suck-level blue, the lowest it has ever been. This drop in WorldSuck resulted from the Secret Project for Awesome in which the nerds took over YouTube for an entire day. Really though... Pwn Train.
Nerdfighter 2: French the Llama, that's a great idea!
Hank: Isn't that the scam-
John Green pounces on his brother and shuts him up