Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get:
" Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me."
Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass.
Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
PS: i'm currently hitting the girl he passed up
-its a waste of time
-its a waste of money
-its a waste of life
-you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends')
-You shall become fatter and lazier
-You will be a failure in life
people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game.
If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft
fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first!
guy- hows yoiur girlfriend?
nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft
A life sucking, legal drug.
A place for nerdy liberal lovers to inflate their ego, although they themselves are losers.
A gathering of nerdtards who have no future as far as money, success, girls (or men for a large portion), or life.
A game for inbred homos to take their anger out on dwarves and orcs ( the anger usually contracted by some real person just kicking their ass...or their mom grounding them)
Mom leave me alone! I'm going to be in my room playing WOW and you can't come! I'll kill you with my Paladin! (begins to cry)
Hey! Nerd! I'll kick your ass because you play world of bitchnerds...Come here (begins to beat the nerd about the face until he is bloody and crying)