What happens when crack dealers make video games.
new WoW User: wow this game is fun.
Old wow user: ill suck ur dick for 1 month of world of warcraft.
World of Warcraft is a game where the only enemy is yourself... and 90% of the players will never recover for the internal damage this game will cause to your health, your self esteem, and your social life.... i played warcraft when i was 13 and it is a addiction.... luckly i had the will power to break the disc after a month and since then i lost 35 lbs got myself in shape and my life is so much better i go to parties now spend time with my family got a gf and got into college. here the facts THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL it has alot of the same effects and symptoms as Crack... if any of you normal kids out there are waiting to play the game or get the expansion DONT!!! QUIT RIGHT NOW HIT START ADD/REMOVE PROGRAMS AND UNINSTALL THIS it essentially is a computer virus but not to you PC but a virus to your life...
Normal kid: "Dude i cant wait to play World of Warcraft"
Day 1: only 3 hours not so bad
Day 2: only 6 hours im fine
Week: my gf left me who cares ill get another one just after one more quest...
1 Month: lost my job and im failing 3 classes who cares ill go to summer school
1 Year: Dont cancel my account please im only 1 more lev to 70!!! please i need WoW!!!! ILL SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE NO!!!
this is what world of warcraft will do to you
Excellent way to keep virgins from leaving their homes.
It makes sure their useless genome does not contaminate the rest of the world.
I don't think girls care if you got a level 80 Death Knight in World of Warcraft if your still 29 and didn't get laid yet.
A (shit) alternitive to life.
I play World of Warcraft 'cause my life sucks bad!
The largest MMO around to date, Players are widely stereotyped as being fat guys living in there parents basements with out a life or a job or a girl friend. This stereotype can be true but often is not. I started playing when the burning crusade came out, I played Warcraft III but waited because I wanted a toon that looked like me. I play a female BE (blood elf) hunter with red hair and green eyes. This is part of my addiction , a virtual me who gets to kill things and travel around the world all day. The flora and fauna are very trippy, and there are many physiological things hidden in the game. You look at the world a lot differently at 70. Some players are naturally better than others. Quest are redundant and the game is time consuming as it is meant to be. Competitiveness and boredom drove me to keep playing. I do enjoy it but I must learn moderation.
When I started playing a friend said "Id rather you of gotten hooked on coke than have bought World of WarCraft" As it turns out I did both, WOW is harder to kick for me but not quite as expensive.
World Of Warcraft simply sucks the life out of you, now with microphones so now you atleast speak, maybe they will invent WoW robots for your home to get you your food and drink..
World Of Warcraft
Me: Hi mate hows life?
Friend: Its WoW...
A game where nerds think they are cool enough to say such bad things like "Fuck you nigga" or"Bitch im lvl 70 and your lvl 19 i could own your mom in bed" or some bull shit like that some times cool people play it, and they get to addicted and turn into fat greasy nerds, and they can dance -_- and has 2 expansion games already and people are getting ANGREH because they want to play it so badly that they look up the internet all day long to just try to find one wow leak or the new expansion and, wow has commercials where they must of payed the actors over 10000$ just to be in one commercial such as Mr.T or that dude from Star Trek and other people yet to come.
World of warcraft is like weed in a computer :D, side affects are you get acne, you may lose your girl friend or you may never get one, you may lose your friends and get online friends and ask a docter for the rest