Microsoft: Is trying their best at world domination... But if one more f***in' think goes wrong with my internet, I'm gunna KILL THEM! At least dream about it... :/
The specific sexual behaviors of those diagnosed with the disorder vary, however are similar in that the consequences of the sexual behaviors result in the rape and destruction of mother earth and/or the subjugation and objectification of humanity. 'Douchebagery' is a term often used by clinical psychologists to describe these behaviors. (see Douchebagery)
While these behaviors cause the afflicted individuals anxiety and loss of enjoyment and the earth to become uglified and uninhabitable, the afflicting individuals with Douchebagitus usually experience orgasmic euphoria either upon completion of the behavior or when witnessing the consequences of their behaviors. Viewing bank statements, viewing crushed spirits, and signing documents are activities that often trigger the orgasmic euphoria in the individual with Douchebagitus.
Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.
Something everybody wants.
-that one song
Bill Gates is ahead of the game 7-0 and looking strong.
Santa has the most say.
Who ever is behind that Santa guy has the goal to achieve World Domination.