Top Definition
An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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