Lawyer 2: Yeasayer
Lawyer 1: Never heard of-em
Lawyer 2: Most people haven't
Lawyer 1: ...fucking workster
Banker 1: Steve, I can't stand this baggy-ass button down. There's always so much shit in the back. Does Macy's carry that fitted shirt you were wearing yesterday?
Banker 2: No
Banker 1: ...fucking workster
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: I love those boots. And that shirt is awesome- what vintage store did you find that at?
Corporate Real Estate Analyst: Saks.
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: ...fucking workster
Telling a workster that you work 40 hours a week will get you the same look of utter contempt that you would see if you told a Hipster that you love Justin Bieber's music.
Hipsters will tell everyone that they saw a band months before anyone had heard of them. Worksters will tell everyone that they were at the office hours before anyone else showed up.
Hipsters will brag about how they are friends with the singer of some band you've kinda heard of when, in reality, they met the guy for two minutes and spent the whole time begging him to take a picture with them so they could put it on instagram. Worksters will brag about how they work 100 hours a week when in reality, they worked 80 hours in a week one time, and spent 20 of those hours reminding people of how hard they "have to" work.