Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

by laura898 November 27, 2020

Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008

Word Wanker

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.

'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'

by Bazb November 28, 2011