The way NOT to spell or pronounce the city of Worcester in Massachusetts....unless you're really stupid.
Band: Helllllooooo WORCHESTER!
Audience: It's fucking pronounced WISTER!
A town in Massachusetts that is pronounced nothing like it is spelled.
"I'm goin ta Woostah!"
Out of towner: Are there any good restaurants in Worchester?
Bostonian: You're freakin' retahded! There ain't no Worcester around here. Unless you're talkin about Woostah!