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A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.
He is such a Wooner, i will not talk to him because he is unpleasant and friendless.
by Nigel Wonner February 11, 2009