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A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
by Chloe North August 04, 2008
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A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.
Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.
by SA Step October 13, 2010
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an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'
I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.
by John Schiro March 01, 2007
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The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.
I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them
by inahotel March 18, 2010
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A girls private area/vagina ,can be used as a replacement word for vagina for children.
" Honey please dont play with your wooly booger!"
by Brianam February 04, 2008
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The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.
When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.
by cookiefish January 23, 2017
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