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Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random. "Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"
"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA" |
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One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour. "Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"
"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!" |
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n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship. Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.
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The poor man's Coles Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"
Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles" Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR" Steve: "Fair Enough" |
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Woolworths meaning 'well worth it' in ye old essexian language. 'I is woolworths innit blood'
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