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I'm so studly, I have to beat the wool off with a stick.
by harry pantstoucher October 11, 2003
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1) NOUN: A term referring to a women, usually used in a way to describe the "end in mind goal," her pussy
--can be used in the phrase "pulling wool" which means "hooking up or spitting game".

--can be used in the phrase "sheering wool" or "staffing the herd" which means "to fuck"
--Plural form of "wool" includes "flock"
--can be used in phrase "to bah'd" which means "to make a girl orgasm loudly and wildly"

2) ADJECTIVE (Wooless): One who lacks the ability to get laid, spit game, or not act like a tool in front of women.

3) ADJECTIVE (Shepherd): A master of the flock, one who spits game like a kid playing candyland or legos. He tends to the herd regularly, and "pulls" all day, everyday.

4) Antonym is billygoat: referred to as a guy
Guy 1: "Hey bro, did you pull wool last night at that party?"

Guy 2: "No man, he didn't; he's wooless

Guy 3: "Fuck you guys, I staffed the herd like a cockaraptor"

Guy 1: "I pulled a flock and saw you nipping at hippie-guys man

Guy 3: "What're you talking about? I sheered that shit squared like a shepherd jackass."

Guy 2: "You staffed a billygoat you sizzledick motherfucker."

Guy 1: "Mine bah'd like your mother."

Guy 3: "....you watched me nip at hippie-guys?"

Guy 2: "yeah his staff came from your show bro."

Guy 1: "dude, he's my lacrosse-bro, I gotta watch his ass."

Guy 2: "yeah I bet you do, watching it like you're tending your flock, little cunt."
by bamfbrad October 07, 2011
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From the Liverpool term 'wooly back'. Even though it was origanally an insult aimed at them, people from the Wirral have taken this word as their own. It is now used commonly by youths in certain Wirral schools to describe an idiot or fool. There is also the use of the 'wool chant', which is used in the same way but it is chanted by many people instead (a good chant needs infusiasm, and needs alot of experience. when done properly the chant ends up sounding like louds of people shouting 'wall', completely independantly,) Many people from the wirral have also started to describe themselves as wools, as a sign of how they are proud to be from the Wirral.
Wool:Meh, the capital of spain is new york
Me: No it isn't you wool!

*wool falls off chair in class*
Whole class: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! WWWWWWW
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!
Kid at back: HA WOOL!
Whole class: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!
by wool February 16, 2006
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Southern or Redneck way of saying the word "Well"
Wool, I don't really care that I'm talking like a moron.
by Kaos814 August 18, 2007
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Wool: the soft wavy or curly hypertrophied undercoat of various hairy mammals and especially the sheep made up of a matrix of keratin fibers and covered with minute scales
Gravy: "hey potato I got you a sweater"

Potato:"woot"
"oops i meant wool"
by greenbeanstew March 03, 2006
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wools is like the greatest. The best. Sick.
The dude is wools! That cat is so cool, he's a wools.
by Jim the fat cat April 24, 2006
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From the Liverpool term 'wooly back'. Even though it was origanally an insult aimed at them, people from the Wirral have taken this word as their own. It is now used commonly by youths in certain Wirral schools to describe an idiot or fool. There is also the use of the 'wool chant', which is used in the same way but it is chanted by many people instead (a good chant needs infusiasm, and needs alot of experience. when done properly the chant ends up sounding like louds of people shouting 'wall', completely independantly,) Many people from the wirral have also started to describe themselves as wools, as a sign of how they are proud to be from the Wirral.
Wool:Meh, the capital of spain is new york
Me: No it isn't you fukin wool!

*wool falls off chair in class*
Whole class: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! WWWWWWW
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!
Kid at back: HA WOOL!
Whole class: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!
by WOOL February 15, 2006
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