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28. Woody
Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.
John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.
1. woody
(n) A wooden roller coaster
I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie
2. woody
erect penis
"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"
3. Woody
1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".
1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!
by johnsmith Jul 9, 2003 add a video
4. Woody
a hardon or a boner
I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson
by Greg Aug 22, 2003 add a video
5. woody
a character off of toy story.
hez tha cowboy
Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there
by who karez Aug 19, 2004 add a video
6. Woody
A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot
gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"
7. Woody
an erect penis
whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody

another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
by biggie Aug 22, 2003 add a video
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