Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!
Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.
Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!
Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.