Top Definition
A magical, mystical being that can do anything. Sometimes found walking appearing as Liam Neeson, A unicorn, and sometimes the mythical "morning Wood" closely compared to the ultimate Chuck Norris, as he is his first(and three quarters) cousin. Do not make him mad, or you will never get your shoe back again.
"A wild Woodry appeared! What should we do? Bow down and serve it pizza of course! "
by RHCPFTW March 30, 2012

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