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7.
President of Sexual pleasures. A sexual position consisting of two straight men and one woman. This move is accomplished by the woman sitting with the men to both of her sides as with all her streagth grasp the penis and rows the wood yelling "heeve"...."pull"
you wont believe what becky at the party did with those college guys. what. the woodrow wilson. wow what a slut
by The ass whisperer December 12, 2010
 
1.
A Puppet

Also 28th president of the United States.

Effectively enslaved an entire nation with the introduction of the Federal Reserve Act. (Written by lawyers and bankers not lawmakers)

Introduced a 16th ammendment and a permenant income tax in the US of A.
"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

-Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

Yeah, he wrote that.
by Martinkl October 07, 2011
 
2.
The term used for a throbbing hard penis that is so hard it needs its own name.
I have such the Woodrow Wilson that, that chick across the street's pager went off
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
 
3.
As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.
That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.
by Notoriose July 20, 2009
 
4.
A very stiff errection,ussually enhanced by common errection prescription pills.
"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
 
5.
A boner.
"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."
by Rudiskranberry February 17, 2012
 
6.
Slang; Boner, Hard On, Wood, Renob ( Boner spelled backwards), stiffy.
That chick gave me a major Woodrow Wilson!!!
by AdamSonnyRolex January 28, 2011