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The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex. I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.
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| 2. | woodring | ||
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Male with abnormaly large penis. Dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.
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| 3. | woodring | ||
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Noun 1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation. 2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons. Definition 1:
Boy: Babe, you were great. Girl: Did I clean it all off? Boy: No, I still see a woodring Definition 2: Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey! Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks. Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan? Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there. Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan? Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it. Steve: You're such a woodring! |
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