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3.
Male with abnormaly large penis.
Dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.
by Richard Yates June 22, 2008
 
1.
The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex.
I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.
by Urban Leximologist February 08, 2010
 
2.
Noun

1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation.

2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
Definition 1:

Boy: Babe, you were great.
Girl: Did I clean it all off?
Boy: No, I still see a woodring

Definition 2:

Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey!
Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks.
Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan?
Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan?
Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it.
Steve: You're such a woodring!
by fear the eer June 01, 2011