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A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.

Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.
by dawoodman71 February 04, 2010
 
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Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
by dutch oven September 09, 2006
 
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1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
by Brewno September 14, 2007
 
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A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.
The woodcock was pretty!
by B<R3<Y3C<E3 October 18, 2011
 
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The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard
"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard
by peddyr March 31, 2008
 
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Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.
You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!
by SomeoneResponsible April 09, 2010
 
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pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off
i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock
by samsungsinger45 January 05, 2012