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The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock
Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution
by willikowirl January 24, 2011
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