An incredibly stupid ass name that American University
in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.
Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU
wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites
hi there muffin what shall we do today
well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim
on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness
, sheer strength
and grit determination
. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United
WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.
British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects
Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?
This is some well psychedelic wonk!
I'm feeling a bit wonkey
a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
That guy is a real policy wonk
Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.
My mum caught me having a wonk.
Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.
The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.
1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.
2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.
In my experience the second is more probable.
Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.
Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.