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1.
Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
by Chadbing September 03, 2012
 
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Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.
The wonking i got today was awesome
by Chelsy June 15, 2006