Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"
Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!