wonk is another word for wank
"I wonked my self silly lastnight
by Ryan August 26, 2004
In a |337 term, to stay up all night or have very little sleep and feel the affects of it the next day.
"Oh man, i am shit wonked."
by Storka October 31, 2003
An exclamatory phrase used when a statement or action has been recently put forth which is not deserving of merit. (Best performed at a distance to achieve an echo effect)
"Dude, Punk music is kinda sweet."
by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003
a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.
person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"
by bin August 26, 2004
A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.
dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha
by D-res June 23, 2005
Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.
Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
by Dav131 December 02, 2014
Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".
Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!
by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

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