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An exclamatory phrase used when a statement or action has been recently put forth which is not deserving of merit. (Best performed at a distance to achieve an echo effect)
"Dude, Punk music is kinda sweet."
"Wonk!"
by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003
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Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.
PAR is the king wonk.
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That which is not mainstream or currently popular.
He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.
by Alexandra August 27, 2004
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A student, male or female belonging especially to an immigrant family, who is constantly under the pressure of performing well in school.

See also nerd or geek
mike: yo ronny, why dont you ask kim out for prom?

ronny: nah man, shes a wonk... her parents wont let me!!! even if they do, she'll be studyin for a test or somethin...
by Shumyl August 26, 2004
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to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow
omgg they wonked!

I wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 11, 2007
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Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.
Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
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