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57.
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
by Archmaster October 09, 2013
 
58.
Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
by Undead White Man March 27, 2012
 
59.
A woman is some sort of weird animal no one really understands , this thing we call "woman" suffers from rapid mood swings, changing moods about every 1 to 2 hours. The "woman" seems to piss blood once a month in order to mate with the superior (super cool) male species. The "woman" feels most comfortable in her natural habitat other wise referred to as the Kitchen.
*Dad there is a wild animal in the kitchen!
*Stay calm son! That's a woman, ask her for a sandwich and she won't hurt you!
by Mordiac April 06, 2014
 
60.
The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 19, 2014
 
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless cumdumpsters who vote up and post their feminazi opinions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their used, rotten vaginas out that people are complaining about their retarded feminazi drivel whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down female chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at feminism and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: misogynist female who votes down chauvinistic, feminist stupidity and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
A casual, inconvenient truth? Well, seems like that woman had her jimmies rustled.

Women are only useful for 4 things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their Sisters' Vaginas.
by A serious, convenient truth June 11, 2012
 
62.
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
by thunderseethe March 30, 2012
 
63.
only three words can describe this species, and every male, rich or poor, cool or not, recognizes this as truth.
Cooking, cleaning, and vagina
A: what is women?
B: ?
by every man in the world 2 October 29, 2013