The female human. For many generations has been inferior to its male counterparts. However, there is a reason for this. Men have been proven to physically, emotionally and intellectually outperform women. Want proof? Well the vast majority of the history's great artists, musician, athletes, inventors and intellectuals have been men. Women simply can't function without men. Women now believe that they are superior to men and all men are dumb, sexist perverts who will do anything for sex. Here are some examples of modern day sexism towards men:

1. Men are always expected to pay for everything on a date
2. When a country is at war, men are usually expected to be soldiers
3. Sitcoms and comedies always make men look bad
4. When a woman is violent towards a man, no one cares, yet if a man fights back, he is arrested
5. Men's life expectancy is 7 years shorter than women's, yet men only receive 35% of health care and medical funding
6. Women are acquitted of spousal murder at a rate 9 times that of men
7. Women are the initiators of domestic violence in 58% of all cases, and cause physical abuse in almost 50% of all cases, yet women only account for 6% of all criminal proceedings in such matters
9. Men account for the vast majority of workplace injuries and fatalities (93%) due to the fact that men are more likely to work in hazardous occupations
10. If a woman insults men, it's considered OK, but if a man insults women, it's considered sexist.
Woman: All men are dumb!
Man: Not all men are. Some are smarter than most women
Woman: That's so sexist!
by coolgy67 June 02, 2013
Gender that is subject to the worst ED article I have ever read. It does do well as a list of fellow men (sexist faggots) that I should go well out of my way to bottle in the eyes though.
Also part of an upcoming documentary called 'How to waste away on computers typing laughable whinging about how a woman is worth 1000 of yourself, whilst losing all worth as a human being and alienating 99.9999999999% of the rest of humanity.'
by notalilweenwhodegradeslasses August 16, 2012
The bane of man's existence.
Man- "Honey! I'm home!"
Woman- "Shut up."
by SniggleSnaggle August 08, 2013
women are things with vaginas that lie to men and steal their money.
Most women are hypergamous, solipsistic, co-dependant, materialistic, and vain.
by Hawn Gnarley July 26, 2014
Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
by Undead White Man March 27, 2012
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
by thunderseethe March 30, 2012
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
by Archmaster October 09, 2013

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