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A species that I wholeheartedly wish to eradicate. The dawn is set for a new age. An age without strife, pain, suffering. An age without the eternal plague of woman. The time has come for man to become self sufficient. Woman have become obsolete. Science will sustain us. We will put them down humanely, I assure you. Now, you may ask, what is the call for this? To which I reply, read some of the Urban Dictionary entries. A war is coming, and we must be the first to strike.

Ah, that felt good. But really, all the girls out there writng awful definitions about men, may I just say that I am deeply offended. Trust me, we aren't ALL mysoginistic dipshits. And don't go calling me one, either. Read some of your own definitions about men, and you'll understand why writing that was necesary. Honestly, how can you expect people NOT to write stuff like what you're all complaining about if you're going to write stuff like that?

Ok, third section. Time get cracking. A woman is the female counterpart to a man. Like some men are woman hating shitheads that all other men hold in utmost contempt, some woman are men hating shitheads, with the diffirence being that their sexism is regarded with respect.
Shithead man: Man, woman are nothing but sex toys!

Other man: Um... screw you.

Shithead woman: Men should be erased from the surface of the planet!

Other woman: I totally respect that!

Note: I honestly don't give a damn what your gender is, so long as you aren't a total asshole. So don't think I'm sexist for saying that some woman are jerks, because that is true, just like some men are jerks.
by Retyopy August 04, 2011
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n. a female that belongs in the kitchen cooking and/or cleaning the house
Why would I clean my house when i could get a woman to do it?
by MQuinn May 19, 2006
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A woman that could be and probably is really a man dressed in womens' clothing.

Hey Jared did you notice the adams apple on that chick?

No way, that is not a chick! That is a Wo-MAN!
by Lars14 April 08, 2009
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The female of the human race, the one who gives birth to the offspring of humans. Usually seen as the fairer sex, the aesthetic sex, the nurturing/emotive sex.

She is equal in about every way to men, save for some physical differences. She is just as intelligent and capable as the male... but men often overwhelm, harass, and dominate the ladies.
The woman are as capable and as intelligent as the man, if not more so... men just have a difficult time understanding and accepting that.
by Lorelili March 06, 2005
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Many males believe women are for one thing: Something to make their penises hard. Other males may think women have a few more than this one commonly perceived use. Such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.
Guy 1: My penis gets hard whenever I look at a Woman.
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009
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a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012
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The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).

Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.

Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?

Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.

Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.

2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."

3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
by Mr. 1000 September 05, 2006
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