1. A strong willed, independant, wonderful female who is beautiful in her own special way.
2. An extremely powerful force of nature which uses diplomatic and intelligent comebacks to ward off the opposing sex; the man.
Dude 1: Woah, that woman is pretty amazing.
Dude 2: You've got that right! She has some MAD SKILLS.
by crazymichaela February 24, 2010
Something about a woman
Something that a woman has
Look at that womans shirt!
i bloke that is both vain and girly, but isnt gay. (or wont admit to it...)
that changin rooms geezer (apparantly)
by lemon December 30, 2004
The female human. For many generations has been inferior to its male counterparts. However, there is a reason for this. Men have been proven to physically, emotionally and intellectually outperform women. Want proof? Well the vast majority of the history's great artists, musician, athletes, inventors and intellectuals have been men. Women simply can't function without men. Women now believe that they are superior to men and all men are dumb, sexist perverts who will do anything for sex. Here are some examples of modern day sexism towards men:

1. Men are always expected to pay for everything on a date
2. When a country is at war, men are usually expected to be soldiers
3. Sitcoms and comedies always make men look bad
4. When a woman is violent towards a man, no one cares, yet if a man fights back, he is arrested
5. Men's life expectancy is 7 years shorter than women's, yet men only receive 35% of health care and medical funding
6. Women are acquitted of spousal murder at a rate 9 times that of men
7. Women are the initiators of domestic violence in 58% of all cases, and cause physical abuse in almost 50% of all cases, yet women only account for 6% of all criminal proceedings in such matters
9. Men account for the vast majority of workplace injuries and fatalities (93%) due to the fact that men are more likely to work in hazardous occupations
10. If a woman insults men, it's considered OK, but if a man insults women, it's considered sexist.
Woman: All men are dumb!
Man: Not all men are. Some are smarter than most women
Woman: That's so sexist!
by coolgy67 June 02, 2013
The bane of man's existence.
Man- "Honey! I'm home!"
Woman- "Shut up."
by SniggleSnaggle August 08, 2013
Gender that is subject to the worst ED article I have ever read. It does do well as a list of fellow men (sexist faggots) that I should go well out of my way to bottle in the eyes though.
Also part of an upcoming documentary called 'How to waste away on computers typing laughable whinging about how a woman is worth 1000 of yourself, whilst losing all worth as a human being and alienating 99.9999999999% of the rest of humanity.'
by notalilweenwhodegradeslasses August 16, 2012
women are things with vaginas that lie to men and steal their money.
Most women are hypergamous, solipsistic, co-dependant, materialistic, and vain.
by Hawn Gnarley July 26, 2014

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