Gender that is subject to the worst ED article I have ever read. It does do well as a list of fellow men (sexist faggots) that I should go well out of my way to bottle in the eyes though.
Also part of an upcoming documentary called 'How to waste away on computers typing laughable whinging about how a woman is worth 1000 of yourself, whilst losing all worth as a human being and alienating 99.9999999999% of the rest of humanity.'
by notalilweenwhodegradeslasses August 16, 2012
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
by Archmaster October 09, 2013
Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
by Undead White Man March 27, 2012
women are things with vaginas that lie to men and steal their money.
Most women are hypergamous, solipsistic, co-dependant, materialistic, and vain.
by Hawn Gnarley July 26, 2014
The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 19, 2014
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
by thunderseethe March 30, 2012

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