Women make the world go around and feed you all in the same day!
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
by Chevy Gurl July 10, 2011

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An extremely manly-looking woman.
Janet Reno would be defined as a wo-man.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003

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People.

If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.

Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
My mom is a total woman. She brought me into this world, made my favorite food, got the coolest backpacks and left cool notes in my lunchbox. If anyone ever treated her wrong I would go crazy. I respect women
by mooooooooooomoooooo June 11, 2011

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In real life or anywhere other than UD: Anyone with two x chromosomes. Should be treated equally to men, unless said woman does or says anything to deserve less.

On UD: Some are alright, but most seem to be beings that continuously cries that men are assholes, and only exist to put down women, yet authors several unrealistic definitions of ALL men's faults.
Wow, look at what that woman posted on UD, it's so harsh and inaccurate.
by logicalthinker March 15, 2014

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A tool used by men to produce more off-spring.

The woman is quite an interesting creature, most of the time it would use it's physical appearance to incapacitate a male.
The creature spends the rest of it's time producing an internal conflict within it's own mind, causing it to be particularly frail.

After the female has incapacitated a male, it would use that male for protection, pleasure and resources like jewelry, expensive wine, an excessive amount of clothing, potato chips.

Leaving the male to teach the child the values that are important for survival.
On a Generic Street:
Bill: "Hey look at that woman over there, she is independent, and beautiful, I think I have found my mate."
Samuel: "Go get her tiger!"
Bill: "Meoooow."

Bill approaches the Woman:
Bill: "Hey baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
Jane: "OK!"

Six years later:
Bill: "I thought she was independent, it was all just a ruse to seduce me... She has over 40 pairs of $200 shoes, 60 t-shirts that she never wears... And the child is having trouble in school. I don't know what to do..."
Samuel: "I told you she was trouble... All women are evil!"
Bill: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SAMUEL YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT AND YOU KNOW IT."
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016

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They are the most beautiful creatures on earth.

They should not be pushed down, instead empowered.
They should not be treated unfair and unjust, instead treated as equals.

The uniqueness of each of them should not be dismissed instead celebrated.

Their talents and skills should not be pushed aside, instead appreciated.

They are all beautiful in their own utterly amazing way.
"women are wonderful"
by Atotaloil June 27, 2016

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A female human. Female is one of the two sexes of the human species. Female humans can be differentiated genetically, physically, and psychologically from males. Contrary to popular statements made here, they are not equal to men. If the two sexes were equal, they would be the same. They are in fact different. Not equal, but complimentary. Often where a male is lacking, a female is not and vice versa. In Western culture, over the past few centuries, their behavior has become more degenerate and less classy. The same applies to males.
The differential between male and female genitals is symbolic of many differences between the two sexes. Women are more 'open' and men are more 'hardened', but usually more when around a female. Use your imagination.
by psx13372 September 27, 2014

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