A crazy bitch who cannot control their emotions. Known to: rage, cry, pms, and much more. Women (pl.) are known to rarely make up their minds and to never say what they really mean. women have a very hard time moving on from stuff due to emotional ties which are fucking stupid. Typically very talkative and don't know their place.
Person A: "man, my girlfriend just wont shut the fuck up"

Person B: "so she's a 'woman'?"
by Wimmeh April 02, 2010
1. The female of the human species. Virtually identical to man aside from small degree of sexual dimorphism and female sexual characteristics.
2. Approximately half the schmucks in the world. (for the other half, see also man)
3. Masters of driving heterosexual men absofuckinglutely insane.
1. That woman has boobs.
2. That woman is smothering her boyfriend's best friend with her boobs.
3. God damn! That woman was shoving her tits in my face! Is she that easy, and what the fuck is Marco gonna do when he finds out!?!
Something to love and respect and if played right...something to put your dick in
Dave-you going to the bar tonight?
Jerry-No im gonna go give all the love an respect in the world tonight to my woman(girlfriend/lover)so I can fuck her
by ...what? May 18, 2009
The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.
Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.
by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010
What alcohol turns men into.
When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
by internal capsule November 07, 2009
the worthless skin around a vagina, in 80% of cases. In the other 20%, an intelligent, caring, creative, rational individual of the human race.
Dude you need to get a woman!
Why? I can get some pussy anytime I want!!!
by aboriginee of terror January 26, 2010
Woe to man
Woman is the real woe to men!
by Kind King of Doom September 16, 2009

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